Yesterday in Deadspin Slack, the staff swapped stories of gluttony and woe. What’s the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting, and how destructive was the aftermath? A few examples:

Drew:

I went to a yakitori joint in the Village. And at the end of the meal, I ordered a big thing of HUGE ramen, because another table had it and it looked good. Then I barfed in the Fantastico toilet stall.

Kyle:

I’ve told the cheesecake story before, but I ate an entire New York cheesecake for my 10th (or so) birthday, over the course of a few hours. Ended poorly.

Rob:

One year at SXSW, my buddy got a piece of chicken-fried steak lodged in his esophagus. He needed emergency surgery.

It happens! That’s the only viable excuse here. Now it’s your turn. God knows you remember a time you ate entirely too much. Bad night at an all-you-can-eat enchilada buffet? Ever take down an extra-large pepperoni pizza solo? Tell your overeating stories below.

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