The Cleveland Cavaliers aren’t winning the NBA title this season. You know it, I know it, and somewhere deep down, Cavs forward and baldness cure test subject LeBron James has to know it, too. He has to know that he’s only got a few more years left in him, and those years are likely to be spent watching Golden State rack up more titles. Is that why James decided, earlier this week, to send out a bunch of cryptic tweets that seemed like poorly masked criticism of his own team and, more alarmingly, referenced The Da Vinci Code a good decade after it was relevant? That’s the subject of this week’s Deadcast.
Oh, but we got more! We got some Peyton retirement takes, plus air drumming, Trump, toilet retrieval, and more. If you have any tips you’d like to submit the podcast, just send it in to email@example.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.
Drew Magary writes for Deadspin. He’s also a correspondent for GQ. Follow him on Twitter@drewmagary and email him at firstname.lastname@example.org. You can also pre-order Drew’s second novel, The Hike, through here.
Photo via Getty.