At some point in your life, you’ll have to eat at a dining establishment where there are more forks on your table then there are ties in your closet. It’s a daunting prospect, but just roll with it. You’ll be fine. We made this video to be your guide.

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Most of the rules about existing in a place where you feel like you don’t belong come down to this: Just act like you’re supposed to be there. Be polite, be on time, don’t dress like a schlub, and don’t be afraid to ask questions. Don’t be overwhelmed by the half-dozen forks in front of you, either: Just pick one. If you follow these instructions, you’ll be just fine and dandy. Oh, and please don’t forget to tip.