Tomorrow a video game called Overwatch goes on sale. Thank God, because people who have eagerly been awaiting its release are starting to lose their minds.
For the unfamiliar, Overwatch is a first-person shooter made by Blizzard Entertainment, and it is a hell of a lot of fun to play. I know it’s fun because I played it a few weekends ago, when Blizzard held an open beta test, allowing people to download and play the game for free from May 5-9. Since May 9, nobody has been able to play the game, and I’m sure you’re starting to see the problem here. Blizzard gave fiends like me a little taste of the good shit, and then told us to wait two weeks for our next fix. We’re all itching very badly, my friends.