Today, we’re talking about birth plans, diarrhea, weird doctors, and more.
Today, we’re talking about poop, backspacing, Bob Ross, soft-boiled eggs, and more.
Today, we’re talking about the Super Bowl, stoner girlfriends, the NBA, and more.
Today we’re talking about Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, and more.
Here’s a good resolution, if you’re the sort of person who resolves to do good and healthy things and then maintains any hope of actually doing them: Resolve to divide your waking hours exactly and only between doing things you should be doing, and doing things you want to be doing.
Today we’re talking about the Warriors, coprophagy, Florida Man, business trips, and more.
Today, we’re talking about shoelaces, Trump’s hair, insomnia, Philly sports fans, and more.
This week we’re talking about Notre Dame, New Year’s resolutions, whether you too can be a Football Man, and of course, Mitsubishi.
Today we’re talking about groomzillas, NFL bye weeks, Olive Garden, shitty teams, and more.
Happy new year, one and all. This year, resolve to take better care of your dick and balls; last year you did a really bad job of it.
Today, we’re talking about fart ventriloquism, Street Fighter, Bernie the Avalanche mascot, and more.
It’s here! It’s finally here! Every year it seems like the big day will never come, but it’s here. It’s the day to gather with your family and friends ‘round the hearth, warm beverages and sweet treats at the ready, and have a hearty chortle over the things America stuck inside itself and couldn’t remove without the…
Today, we’re talking about chuds, Nick Foles, Home Depot, overpopulation, and more.
All the time, people (editors, for example) are insisting that blogs have to have “a point” or must be “about something”; they are saying things like “Bert, what is this blog” and “I honestly forgot you worked here until just now and I think I preferred it that way.” That’s just how it is for all of us in The Digital…
Today, we’re talking about Trump’s marriage proposal technique, breakfast foods, Home Depot, cursing sports announcers, and more.
Today, we’re talking about couples therapy, rude coaches, Charles Dickens, food gentrification, great feats of acting, and more.
Today, we’re talking about doors, gym TVs, pull-ups, broadcaster fights, and more.
The holidays are here. It may not sink in for you until you’ve heard “Silver Bells” for the umpteenth time at a bar festooned with mistletoe and Christmas lights, or until you notice your weird boss sweating and swaying after one-too-many scotch and sodas, but yeah, the holidays are here. So how do you survive the…
Today, we’re talking about Chewbacca pooping, Trump, dinosaur fights, sneezing, and more.
Today, we’re talking about woke Axl Rose, salt, rich assholes who exercise a lot, and more.