Today, we’re talking about J.R.R. Tolkien, OK symbols, plastic knives, beer cans, and more.

Two of the better movie theater experiences I’ve had in the last few years were when I saw Hereditary in June 2018, and when I saw Avengers: Endgame in April. Hereditary was weird and terrifying and I loved it; Endgame was overlong and mostly bored me to death. What those theater-going experiences had in common is…

Science says this is how you probably take a bath: You plug the drain and run the water to get it nice and hot. While the tub is filling up, maybe you put on some music, or a podcast, or even a sporting event. Perhaps you grab a beer or some wine or a book. Maybe you make some suds! That’s always fun. When the tub is…

Today, we’re talking about old man farts, parking apps, Florida, road trips, cupcakes, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Woj, golf nets, bank cafes, Ichiro, pizza rolls, and more.

Today, we’re talking about science fiction, playoff seeding, mortadella, microwaves, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Game of Thrones, pizza pilgrimages, movie knowers, bad candy bars, and more.

Today, we’re talking about wallets, watching sports alone, asshole coaches, and more.

I grind my teeth at night. This is because I live in America, and every day living here tells my subconscious that it would be a wise idea for me to bite clean through my own jaw. I had no idea that I was doing this until years ago when my old dentist, a very nice man who would accidentally fart out loud while…

Today, we’re talking about pizza, worst places to die, the NCAA tournament, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Scott Van Pelt, rich assholes in space, flipping the bird, and more.

I have very few, if any, roommate horror stories scattered throughout my personal history, which means that I, like the oblivious sucker at a poker table, am likely the nightmare roommate in stories of OTHER people. Take my friend Fred, for example (not his real name). In 1999, Fred crashed at my studio apartment in…

Today, we’re talking about chicken pot pie, the NCAA tournament, dirty belts, and more.

Today, we’re talking about baths, grocery store timing, quotable movies, Bryce Harper, and more.

Today, we’re talking about basketball, Joe Lunardi sucking, conductors, vengeance, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Bojangles, Bob Kraft, burnt hot dogs, and more.

Maybe you do the thing where, on a Sunday morning, you dump a week’s worth of leftover chicken bones into a big pot of cold water with some onions and root vegetables and herbs and whatnot and make stock. Or maybe you do the thing where you dump a couple huge cans of tomatoes in that big pot with some aromatics, wine,…

Today, we’re talking about birth plans, diarrhea, weird doctors, and more.

Today, we’re talking about poop, backspacing, Bob Ross, soft-boiled eggs, and more.

Today, we’re talking about the Super Bowl, stoner girlfriends, the NBA, and more.