What Is Your Go-To Cliché?
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This Children's Book Is Messed Up: Caps For Sale
Caps for Sale: A Tale of a Peddler, Some Monkeys and Their Monkey Business is a children’s classic that was published in 1940. Written and illustrated by Esphyr Slobodkina, it’s an adaptation of a folk tale about monkeys stealing hats, because humanity’s entertainment situation was DIRE before streaming video.
Which Game Show Has The Best Final Round?
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Who Has The Worst Logo In Sports?
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This Children's Book Is Messed Up: The Story Of Babar
The Babar I remember from childhood was a jolly elephant who goes on adventures. Somehow that’s all I took with me into adulthood from early readings of The Story of Babar by Jean de Brunhoff (and his wife Cécile, who first told their children the story at bedtime), a children’s classic that spurred an immensely…
Throw Away Your Parenting Books
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Meal Kit Delivery Made Me A Worse Person
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Am I Gross For Eating My Own Foot Skin?
Welcome to Am I Gross? A recurring feature in which we tell you if you’re gross. If you’d like to know if something you are doing is gross, email our columnist at AmIGross.Deadspin@gmail.com.
There’s Not Enough Crying In Sports
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Are Penalty Kicks Too Easy?
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Here Are All The GOATS
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A Guide To Getting Properly Intoxicated In The Wilderness
Absolutely nothing beats soaking in the great outdoors, except maybe the satisfaction of enjoying a few brews or cocktails around the campfire with your friends. Whether you’ve spent the day hiking, fishing, rock climbing, mountain biking, or whatever, putting a few back and maybe even getting a little faded with a…
The Best- And Worst-Shaped States
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Never Take Your Kids To A Championship Parade
I was not born or raised in the D.C. area but all of my children were, and so I felt it was my solemn duty as a Good Sports Dad to take them downtown for the Capitals’ Stanley Cup parade, the first major title parade to take place here in nearly three decades. This was a celebration that was unprecedented in scope…
An Extremely Mild And Pointless Defense Of Raisins
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A Good Plant: Ilex Opaca, The American Holly
It has been a rough year for my five little holly trees, transplanted last spring from a nursery to the muddy, weedy slope of the western edge of my home property, along the stupidly long driveway.
Fire Mark Jackson
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Do Not Piss On Your Bathmat
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Can Tom Brady Dunk?
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Am I Gross For Sucking Snot Out Of My Baby's Nose?
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