8/13/19
2:26 PM
2
Today, we’re talking about toilet flushing, fame, farts, Trump push-ups and more.
8/6/19
2:21 PM
8
Today, we’re talking about remakes, pelicans, the drug store, assholes by position, and more.
7/30/19
2:23 PM
1
Today, we’re talking about coal, laundry, price points, cups, and more.
7/23/19
2:31 PM
3
Today, we’re talking about pizza, paper, tolerating sporting events while sober, cream cheese, and more.
7/16/19
2:25 PM
4
Today, we’re talking about moats, supercross, onions, Texas, and more.
7/9/19
2:29 PM
2
Today, we’re talking about subtitles, dad shoes, sexy words, pot luck, stray penis hairs, and more.
7/3/19
9:39 AM
5
Just in time for July 4th, Michelin-starred chef and angry British person Gordon Ramsay made the below YouTube video to show you how to grill a hamburger. Why you would trust this man to make you a proper burger over Ron Swanson, I do not know. Why Ramsay needs a full 10 minutes to show you how he does this, I again…
7/2/19
2:30 PM
2
Today, we’re talking about pizza, garbage, morning radio, college email addresses, and more.
6/25/19
2:39 PM
4
Today, we’re talking about bathroom boogers, Law & Order, forgettable football teams, office beers, and more.
6/18/19
2:17 PM
4
Today, we’re talking about airport eating, shower clogs, germophobes, and more.
6/11/19
2:10 PM
1
Today, we’re talking about Steve Kerr, pillow talk, neglected foodstuffs, and more.
6/7/19
10:48 AM
6
It’s summer now, and you know what that means: time to pack up some beach clothes, a bathing suit, a cooler, a couple good books, a bag of plastic beach toys, the kids’ floaties, the kids’ bathing suits, several large towels, a beach umbrella, one of those plastic sand screws you use to plant a beach umbrella, the…
6/4/19
2:25 PM
5
Today, we’re talking about parsing online reviews, new candy bars, battered fries, oddly named Pennsylvania burgs, and more.
5/28/19
2:20 PM
2
Today, we’re talking about weed, toilet paper, golf, fucking to John Tesh, and more.
5/23/19
12:28 PM
7
I have a story to tell you about being Mad Online. This isn’t really a fitting, celebratory story for you, the graduating class of 2019. You’re currently clad in your caps and your gowns, surrounded by loved ones, forced to endure one final round of grueling lectures from a cadre of respected graduation day speakers,…
5/21/19
2:25 PM
3
Today, we’re talking about bad bathrooms, breakfast in bed, rugby, Game of Thrones, and more.
5/14/19
2:15 PM
1
Today, we’re talking about J.R.R. Tolkien, OK symbols, plastic knives, beer cans, and more.
5/10/19
4:29 PM
4
Two of the better movie theater experiences I’ve had in the last few years were when I saw Hereditary in June 2018, and when I saw Avengers: Endgame in April. Hereditary was weird and terrifying and I loved it; Endgame was overlong and mostly bored me to death. What those theater-going experiences had in common is…
5/10/19
1:38 PM
1
Science says this is how you probably take a bath: You plug the drain and run the water to get it nice and hot. While the tub is filling up, maybe you put on some music, or a podcast, or even a sporting event. Perhaps you grab a beer or some wine or a book. Maybe you make some suds! That’s always fun. When the tub is…
5/7/19
2:18 PM
4
Today, we’re talking about old man farts, parking apps, Florida, road trips, cupcakes, and more.
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