Today, we’re talking about science fiction, playoff seeding, mortadella, microwaves, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Game of Thrones, pizza pilgrimages, movie knowers, bad candy bars, and more.

Today, we’re talking about wallets, watching sports alone, asshole coaches, and more.

I grind my teeth at night. This is because I live in America, and every day living here tells my subconscious that it would be a wise idea for me to bite clean through my own jaw. I had no idea that I was doing this until years ago when my old dentist, a very nice man who would accidentally fart out loud while…

Today, we’re talking about pizza, worst places to die, the NCAA tournament, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Scott Van Pelt, rich assholes in space, flipping the bird, and more.

I have very few, if any, roommate horror stories scattered throughout my personal history, which means that I, like the oblivious sucker at a poker table, am likely the nightmare roommate in stories of OTHER people. Take my friend Fred, for example (not his real name). In 1999, Fred crashed at my studio apartment in…

Today, we’re talking about chicken pot pie, the NCAA tournament, dirty belts, and more.

Today, we’re talking about baths, grocery store timing, quotable movies, Bryce Harper, and more.

Today, we’re talking about basketball, Joe Lunardi sucking, conductors, vengeance, and more.

Today, we’re talking about Bojangles, Bob Kraft, burnt hot dogs, and more.

Maybe you do the thing where, on a Sunday morning, you dump a week’s worth of leftover chicken bones into a big pot of cold water with some onions and root vegetables and herbs and whatnot and make stock. Or maybe you do the thing where you dump a couple huge cans of tomatoes in that big pot with some aromatics, wine,…

Today, we’re talking about birth plans, diarrhea, weird doctors, and more.

Today, we’re talking about poop, backspacing, Bob Ross, soft-boiled eggs, and more.

Today, we’re talking about the Super Bowl, stoner girlfriends, the NBA, and more.

Today we’re talking about Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, and more.

Here’s a good resolution, if you’re the sort of person who resolves to do good and healthy things and then maintains any hope of actually doing them: Resolve to divide your waking hours exactly and only between doing things you should be doing, and doing things you want to be doing.

Today we’re talking about the Warriors, coprophagy, Florida Man, business trips, and more. 

Today, we’re talking about shoelaces, Trump’s hair, insomnia, Philly sports fans, and more.

This week we’re talking about Notre Dame, New Year’s resolutions, whether you too can be a Football Man, and of course, Mitsubishi.