All the time, people (editors, for example) are insisting that blogs have to have “a point” or must be “about something”; they are saying things like “Bert, what is this blog” and “I honestly forgot you worked here until just now and I think I preferred it that way.” That’s just how it is for all of us in The Digital…
Today, we’re talking about Trump’s marriage proposal technique, breakfast foods, Home Depot, cursing sports announcers, and more.
Today, we’re talking about couples therapy, rude coaches, Charles Dickens, food gentrification, great feats of acting, and more.
Today, we’re talking about doors, gym TVs, pull-ups, broadcaster fights, and more.
The holidays are here. It may not sink in for you until you’ve heard “Silver Bells” for the umpteenth time at a bar festooned with mistletoe and Christmas lights, or until you notice your weird boss sweating and swaying after one-too-many scotch and sodas, but yeah, the holidays are here. So how do you survive the…
Today, we’re talking about Chewbacca pooping, Trump, dinosaur fights, sneezing, and more.
Today, we’re talking about woke Axl Rose, salt, rich assholes who exercise a lot, and more.
My wife was out for a girls’ night and I was home alone with my three rowdy kids. To my enormous shame, I have yet to get my two younger kids to eat the same shit that my wife and I eat every night. I cook a regular meal, and then my boys eat chicken nuggets or cheese toast or some other garbage. Without a responsible…
Today, we’re talking about French fries, cocaine, college football, and more.
Today, we’re talking about T-shirts, gorilla suits, flowers, peeing, and more.
Today, we’re talking about pistachios, cults, Costco, crying, and more.
Today, we’re talking about pajamas, Nathan Peterman, liquor runs, and more.
Today, we’re talking about Drew Brees, water bottles, cake donuts, and more.
Today, we’re talking about Gritty, weddings, pissing in the woods, and more.
Cruelty is so often casual, and crueler for it. On Monday, the New York Times reported that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh used his high school yearbook page to drop an inside joke, naming a female student in a way meant to imply that she had been a sexual conquest for him and his football teammates. It is the…
Today, we’re talking about peanut butter yogurt, pot pies, P.J. Fleck, and more.
More and more Americans are getting outdoors. Since 2000, attendance rates to national parks have steadily continued an “up and to the right” growth trend. Between 2000 and 2013, year-over-year attendance bobbed between 260-280 million visitors. While that 13-year span could be considered healthy growth, what the…
Today, we’re talking about smartphones, Trump’s DMs, tweezers, and more.
Before we get into the Funbag, I just wanna remind you that the Deadcast is gonna be LIVE in Chicago on Monday night. Go here for all the relevant info and then come get sloppy with us as we yammer on stage and then watch the Bears lose in sickening fashion once more.
Were you thinking pizza lumbered down the mountainside, fully formed? That the ancients plucked gyros from the surf and ate them whole? I bring news. That’s not how it happened.