Many of you may be having office holiday parties today, so let me start by asking: What are you wearing? I can’t decide. In any case, company holiday parties—and holiday parties in general—always end with remarkably un-festive stories. Someone makes out with someone they shouldn’t, the HR guy gets drunk and pukes on someone, and your boss absolutely kills it at after-hours karaoke with some Paula Cole deep cuts. And so, as inspiration for tonight’s action, tell us your best holiday party stories.

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