Something about the holidays seems to invite disaster right to your front door, right along with good tidings and cheer and all that. On Thanksgiving alone, there are plenty of ways for things to go wrong: the deep fryer could explode, Dad could lose a finger in a turkey-carving accident, you could puke from gorging on so much pie, etc. Maybe you’ve got a story like that.

You always hear that more people end up in the ER over the holidays, and while the CDC says there’s real no data to back that up, there’s plenty of anecdotal evidence. Which is exactly where you come in! So tell us your terrible Turkey Day tales.

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