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Tell Us Your Most Regrettable Tales Of Overeating

Yesterday in Deadspin Slack, the staff swapped stories of gluttony and woe. What’s the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting, and how destructive was the aftermath? A few examples:

Drew:

I went to a yakitori joint in the Village. And at the end of the meal, I ordered a big thing of HUGE ramen, because another table had it and it looked good. Then I barfed in the Fantastico toilet stall.

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Kyle:

I’ve told the cheesecake story before, but I ate an entire New York cheesecake for my 10th (or so) birthday, over the course of a few hours. Ended poorly.

Rob:

One year at SXSW, my buddy got a piece of chicken-fried steak lodged in his esophagus. He needed emergency surgery.

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It happens! That’s the only viable excuse here. Now it’s your turn. God knows you remember a time you ate entirely too much. Bad night at an all-you-can-eat enchilada buffet? Ever take down an extra-large pepperoni pizza solo? Tell your overeating stories below.

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