JournalismismHow To Measure Your Kid's DickAlbert Burneko8/30/16 11:17amFiled to: dadspinFiled to: dadspindadspinparentinghow todeadspin how-toadequate manmedia meltdownsjournalismismlife lessons12027EditEmbiggenSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkArt by Jim CookeDon’t. What the fuck is wrong with you?[NYT]AdvertisementShare This StoryOther important parenting issues:The Dadspin Explainer: HitlerWhy Your Children's Television Program Sucks: PAW PatrolMark Davis Travels 500 Fucking Miles To Look Like That!About the authorAlbert BurnekoAlbert BurnekoWriter at Deadspin.EmailTwitterPosts
